I was bored stiff all day yesterday:
I smoked two packs like nobody's business,
Tried to write a little bit - no good;
First time in my life I played the fiddle,
Took a walk,
Watched the guys playing backgammon,
Sang a song off-key,
And caught flies, filled a whole snuff-box;
Dammit, finally,
I popped up here.
Orhan Vali