I was bored stiff all day yesterday:

I smoked two packs like nobody's business,

Tried to write a little bit - no good;

First time in my life I played the fiddle,

Took a walk,

Watched the guys playing backgammon,

Sang a song off-key,

And caught flies, filled a whole snuff-box;

Dammit, finally,

I popped up here.

                               Orhan Vali